IF YOU HAS A LITTLE STRUGGLE ON ENJOYING LIFE WITH OUT A DRUG OR A DRINK I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT "THIS TOO SHALL PASS AND THAT .........................
&nb sp; ITS OKAY TO LAUGH CLEAN AND SOBER
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick! Pour me twelve drinks."
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another.
The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you're drinking those drinks really fast."
The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got."
The bartender says, "What've you got?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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Going Home
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Argh," he said in frustration, thinking, "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again.
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&nb sp; WE ARE ALCOHOLICS
wo drunks are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car's lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger.
"Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking."
They pull over and the cop gets out. "May I see your license and registration?" he asks. The guy gives him his license.
"Have you been drinking?" "No officer. We haven't." "Well, you were weaving back and forth. Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink?" The officer asked.
"I swear officer. I haven't had a sip."
"Well why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"
The man answers, "These aren't labels. We are alcoholics, and we're on the patch."
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