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Black November A Turkey's Lament

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
And he told me there was something that I had to know;

His look and his tone I will always remember,
When he told me of the horrors of ..... Black November;

"Come about August, now listen to me,
Each day you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under... Read More

note: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook Ivette - Banana Pie  You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it. Russell - Turkey  You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it. Geremy - Turkey  You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife... Read More

 SSSSSHHHHH. Don't tell anyone, then I would have to take it again.

The Subway Ride This takes place on a subway with a young boy and an older man sitting next to each other. The old man is staring at this kid and the kid has his hair dyed red, green, orange, purple, blue, and yellow.

The kid finally turns to the man and asks "whats wrong, didnt you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid?"

The man says "yes, one time i had sex with a parrot and i was wondering i... Read More

I am making up for some lost days. My computer was not letting me paste codes, so I put this together for those of you who need that heartly laugh. HAHA. ENJOY GUYS!!! Love Ya

DUI ENFORCEMENT..... One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front... Read More

phone call : Don't Jump To Conclusions... A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. Guy : "Who is this?" Maid : "This is the maid.", answered the woman. Guy : "We don't have a maid!" Maid : "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." Guy : "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" Maid : "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. Guy : "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"... Read More

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