A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking
Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I
told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a
dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.'
Tags: Humour
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