Top Ten Punch Lines To Scottish Dirty Jokes
10.) It took me a fortnight to get out the thistles.
9.) I didn't know you could also get wool from them!
8.) It's not a bagpipe, but don't stop playing.
7.) What made you think I was talking about golf?
6.) I've heard of comin' through the rye -- but this is ridiculous!
5.) Of couse she's served millions -- she's a McDonald!
4.) Oh, so you're Wade Boggs.
3.) Care to shake hands with the Loch Ness monster?
2.) Who's burning argyles?
1.) She's in the distillery making Johnie Walker Red.
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