TODAY’S SMILE
A stark naked drunken Australian woman jumped into a vacant taxi in down
town New Delhi .
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring
at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you mate, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman
before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you that would not be
proper where I am coming from".
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me mate, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself where is this lady
keeping the money to be paying me with."
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