As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a
typical man I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.  It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.  Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.


When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"


"Well", he explained, "the restaurant's owner... Read More

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....  

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..  

5. You wo... Read More

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Sure this is the same with most governments.

The Indian and the Buffalo

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

'Want coffee.'



The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'


He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter ever... Read More

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