Fast Sex

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really

hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend over and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a
typical man I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.  It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.  Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.


When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"


"Well", he explained, "the restaurant's owner... Read More

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....  

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night..  

5. You wo... Read More

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