TAP ON THE SHOULDER

Something my HP did to me when sanity returned!  
              A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times:  

                
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WE NEED TO SMILE/ LAUGH

Subject: Newfie Luck    &n bsp;    &n bsp;    &n bsp; 

  Eugene, a furniture dealer from St. John's Newfoundland, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could... Read More

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Fast Sex

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really

hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
'The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend over and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
Kentucky back-country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a
typical man I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.  It seemed a little strange.
When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.  Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.


When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"


"Well", he explained, "the restaurant's owner... Read More

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